These poems are NOT THAT GREAT they might never reach legendary status, but there is something about their being pretty bad that make them worth reading. The rhymes are totally unexpected (however unique) they will traumatize you, and coherence is completely nonexistent these pieces of poetry will change the way you see the world.
2. “One strip of bacon is never enough”… Preach!
3. That’s some clever marketing strategy; businesses must take notes.
4. That last line SAVED this poetry.