To Heighten Sexual Response, Man Uses Wedding Ring As A Substitute Cock Ring!

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Wedding rings are pretty tricky. You want to make sure they fit right, or else they can get stuck. And even if they fit perfectly, you might end up gaining some weight over the course of your marriage that makes it impossible for them to come off. One 28 year old South African man managed to get his wedding ring stuck in the most inconvenient places possible.

It was so stuck that he had to be driven to the hospital for it to be removed. He probably would like his privacy respected on the basis of saving himself some dignity but … well, maybe he shouldn’t have gotten his wedding ring stuck around his penis then. Yep, you read that right.

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A 28 year old man had the brilliant idea of using his wedding ring as a makeshift cock ring. You know, the sex toy that’s supposed to heighten pleasure? Apparently he didn’t have a real one on hand so he decided to work his wedding ring around his penis. The result?

His penis swelled up so much that he couldn’t get it off, and he was diagnosed at the hospital with a case of penile strangulation. Honestly, what goes through people’s heads right before they’re about to do something extremely stupid? He could have saved himself the embarrassment by using literally anything else. But no, he worked that ring around his junk and got it stuck.

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Where there’s a wedding ring, there’s probably a wife. I wonder what she has to say about all this? The man was driven to the hospital by his own mother, and doctors found that they weren’t able to cut the ring away without risking further damage to the poor dude’s penis. Which means he had to get his penis stuck with several needles so they could get the swelling to go down.

Let this be a lesson to everyone: just buy the damn cock ring!

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